The other day while de-linting the dog I stumbled upon an important scientific theory. It is possible to count your post-child years by the number of rolls of sticky tape you’ve purchased. For example, the Flipster is 268 rolls of sticky tape old. It goes without saying that there is an inverse relationship between the volume of sticky-tape bought and that actually used.
I suspect there is a parallel universe where everything is made of sticky-tape. The portal to that universe is somewhere in this house.